If you break it you buy it!

So last Saturday as in the 2nd of July Chris's little brother (aaron) came into town with his friend (lets just call him bob) and his girlfriend (well call her julie) to get tattoos. Well that night I had Aaron, Bob, Julie, Chris's older brother (Jon), his wife (krysti), and a few others who were not involved over for dinner and some beer pong. Well they all are gettin pretty drunk and shit starts. I don't know what exactly happens but Aaron, and Julie get into it and the next thing I know Bob and Julie are fighting. All the sudden Bob takes off down the street punching things. WTF are you two??? Long story short he punches the shit out of two of my neighbors mailboxes. Not cool I love my neighbors, and we are all really close. Well Aaron, Bob, and Julie had to leave Sunday morning to back to the Air force and Jon says he would take care of everything. He replaced one mailbox Monday night, it was supposed to be done Sunday night but at least it was done. The other neighbors mailbox has yet to be replaced, and on top of that when Bob apologized before he left he lied. He said he had just gotten back from over seas and was blowing off steam. Way to play the pity card, nice hu? I have now decided I have the obligation to fix the mailbox because it is my neighbor and Jon keep saying he will do this and that and never does. He told Chris Thursday before we went out of town that he would go talk to her about a different style or color of mailbox, but he didn't. I know what happened this mailbox was a little harder than going to the store and buy a new one so he just was too lazy to put effort into it. I know he didn't break it, but he did say he would fix it, so it is now his problem. Well actually it is now mine. Like I don't have enough to do. Needless to say it is taken care of and it wasn't hard at all. I called Rubbermaid, got the model number off the mail box, and they told me what to do. I called Bob and gave him the info, because you have to send a check or money order and I refuse to pay for it, and Bob is finishing it. With a little effort this could have been resolved a week ago. People are ridiculous, if you destroy someones property just fix it dam it. If you offer to fix it for the offender, DO IT!!!! If you are to busy, lazy, incompetent to do it them don't offer!!!! Word of the day RESPONSIBILITY!!!!!

Twintuition

I watch a show the other night on twintuition. Doctors say it isn't real that twins have 'telepathic' bond, but if you are a parent of twins you will probably strongly disagree with the doctors. I know say I totally disagree and my twins are only 10 months. Here is what has been going on.....
I will have peyton in the living room tickling her and all the sudden you will hear Charlie in the other room laughing like I was tickling her. They also got Roseola at the same time, on the same day. Ok I know that's not a huge deal but listen to this one. Both girls have their bottom two teeth, usually babies get their front teeth next. Well Charlie skipped those and is now getting her K-9 tooth on the left side. Well I was laying Peyton down the other night and she is now getting the same tooth. So they both have two bottom teeth and the left K-9. Weird right?
I cannot wait to see what the future hold and all the neat twintuition things that come up!!

Men are DUMB!!!!

So yesterday Chris got Teagan up in the morning and he goes"Teagan you stink did you poop?" Then he tells me he thinks Teagan ate some poop because his breath smells. I just roll my eyes, whatever.... Then he starts sniffing Teagans fingers, hands, and body to decide if he ate poop. This may sound crazy to some of you but we have poop issues in our house. If Teagan poops during nap or bed time and wakes up he will play in his poop. We started putting a onsie on him so he couldn't get his diaper off, but he recently discovered he could still reach in his diaper and find the poop. Ok back to the story........ After changing his he continues to sniff his fingers and trying to figure out if Teagan got in his poop. Well after about ten minutes of this crazyness he stops and the day goes on.

This morning we go in to get Teagan and I say "oh, he must have gotten into his poop yesterday there is some on the wall". Chris looks at me and says"that has been there for awhile, I just figured you missed it while cleaning up the last mess." WTF!!!!!!! You have been looking at poop on the wall for how long???? And you did nothing????? Are you fucking crazy???????
Needless to say there is no more poop on the wall, I cleaned it.

Things that make me laugh.

I am watching Toddlers in Tiaras why.......well I couldn't tell you. There is one mom who is a conserative christian, at an all glitz pageant. Needless to say it is redonkuless. Well the whole show is redonkuless. Little girls that look 21, if I were a pedophile I would hang out there!! LOL Ok well this one mom, she was worried about her seven year old showing her shoulders, and she was praying for everything. Literally she is all "god bless us on our pageant", "God touch the hair dressers hands", "Lord help us win", "Oh Jesus Oh Jesus Oh Jesus". She is crazy and it makes me laugh!
Other things that make me laugh...I work well volunteer at the nursery at Crossroads for my membership  and daycare. The kids are super funny. There were two seven year olds and they both had an Ipod. One looked at the other and said "is that your personal Ipod?" There were a couple other girls telling me how they are grounded from everything even eating. Kids make me laugh so much, they say the silliest things.
Ok the last thing that made me laugh so hard I almost shot beer out my nose....
We were out side talking to our neighbors. We have had a running joke with them, Tyler the eighteen year old boy bought a semi truck, so we joke we need to get an airplane to keep up with him. Well the other day he got a huge trailer, so big only his semi can pull it. So I look at his dad and say well I guess I need to buy a Jet-Pack to one up him. Then in all seriousness he looks at me and says "then we could Diarrhea on people". Yep my beer came out my nose.
And that is some of the shit that makes me laugh!!!!

Itty Bitty Tittie Committee!!

Well folks this may be TMI for some of you but I have to share.
I am pleased to announce I am the president of the itty bitty tittie committee, and have been since high school. LOL To some of you this may sounds vain and crazy, some of you will understand, and some wont care. HA HA
Ok as you all know I have tiny tiny boobies, omg just saying this makes me laugh so hard!!! I joke that if I shaved my head I could walk around topless and people would think I was a boy. In high school my friends elected me president of the itty bitty titty committee, they both had cantaloupes and watermelons, i have acorns... ): I joke about this subject, but in reality it is the one thing on my body that makes me so uncomfortable. I have never felt like a woman in this area. I feel like a little girl, not sexy, just awkward. I have been talking to Chris about getting a boob job one day. He says he doesn't care he loves me no matter what, which is great but this isn't about him, I would be doing it for me. Well a boob job cost money which we don't have, so........ I got this new bra.
It is the bombshell by Victoria Secret. It is so cool. It is like a shelf to put you boobies on, it gives you volume and lift, like a good shampoo. I was a little skeptical because what if you have nothing to put on the shelf??? Well it helped even me. I have never worn more than a walmart bra, so I didn't even know how to take care of a nice bra. HA HA I am happy because I feel a little better. I will still get some fake boobies one day, but that is a wase down the road. For now I will wear my awesome Boobie shelf bra!!!!!

One big happy family!!

So Chris went back to work today, and for the first time in a long time I am sad he is at work. I will see him in three hours when he gets off, but still I miss him. We had hit a little bit of a down spot. Just not feeling like we were on the same page with anything, Teagans discipline, house work, ANYTHING...Well we had a talk about how sad and unhappy it was making me and the kiddos. Thankfully There was a %100 change. Chris helped me so much with our Moms Club end of the year party. We disciplined Teagan the same way. He didn't give in like a push over and by the end of the week Teagan was back to normal. He got thing done around the house with out me begging him or being mad that he didn't do it. He helped me keep the house clean instead of leaving it a disaster. We were also much more connected. Instead of being like room mates we were a couple. It is hard when you have three kiddos under three to connect and stay connected but we have managed. It was time for us to hit a rut, we have been living together for five years. I am just so glad we can talk and work things out. I know I will never have to live unhappy because I can tell my husband everything, and he can tell me anything. Communication is so important. Hopefully his next week is just as great, I am sure it will be.

Playing Russian Roulette While Drinking. YES!!

So one scary side effect with my Crohns happens while I drink. There are some night I can drink and be ok, just drunk. For example while in Colorado City Chris and I got drunk. I had at least 5 maybe 6 DOUBLE tequila sunrises and a shot in a five hour period. Ok I was way drunk, but not in a scary way.
Now there are some night I get really sick and pretty much black out. For example the other night I went out with my friend Sherridan. I had two jack and cokes and six beers in a five hour period. I ended up puking, blacking out, and being drunk in a scary way. I will be perfectly fine and then all the sudden be so drunk I don't remember anything. This mat sound crazy but I go from buzzed to black out drunk in about 5min. When I get sick like this it can be very scary, just ask Chris and my Mom. I feel very stupid the next day like it is my fault. I truly believe that my Crohns has something to do with it.
Not sure why this happens. I know Crohns makes my intestines swell up maybe it creates a blockage and instead of the alcohol running through my system it all backs up and hit my like I drank it all in 5min.
Drinking can be like playing Russian roulette. I never know what kind of night it is going to be. This is a very scary thing. I am worried that if my intestines and making my alcohol hit me at once that I could get alcohol poisoning, and potentially die. I wish proctors knew more about Crohns, I wish they could answer questions about things like this. But they don't know, they really don't know much. It really is sad and scary to had a incurable disease that no one know a lot about, and can affect my body in such a scary way.