Not Easy to Share

I am about to share something with you that not many people would share. I feel this is the best way to get it out, I don't want to have to explain things to people over and over again, and I know there are other people in our same situation. Chris and I are sinking in debt. Our monthly bills are $500.00 more than he makes, and that is simply the bills not anything fun like eating out or simply going out. This could be fixed easily Chris could work extra, but he simply doesn't want to. I understand why he doesn't want to, he is a family man and he loves to spend time with us. This situation has sunk our marriage as well. Chris is upset because he isn't providing for his family, and I am upset because I didn't understand why he wouldn't just work more. This has been going on for a couple months now. Well Chris and I sat down today and I told him I am not mad that he doesn't want to work extra, but we need to figure something out because we cannot live like this anymore. I was so scarred to have this conversation with him. I am scarred that he will start to hate his family and life because he doesn't have a nice truck, jeep, camper, ect..... He says he wont. To fix our situation we are selling our camper and both cars. We are going to buy two cars that are cheaper and use the camper money to get us caught up. I have to admit I harbor a little anger, because of the truck and chris putting us in this situation, but I am also so proud of us. We are fixing a problem before it gets worse. We can communicate and reach an understanding of how thing have to be done. I know our marriage can only get stronger from this, and luckily we are young and one day we will have a nice camper, jeep, truck, ect....just not right now. So next time you see me and I am not in my car please don't ask why, don't judge me, just say it is cute even if it a beater! LOL If you are in the same situation I feel your pain and I am here if you need to talk. I know how stressful this is, trust me I have been crying for the last few months, and not sleeping from stress. I am so proud of my family and I know things can only go up from here!!!!

Crazy Neighbors = Crazy Night

Ok so I told you all about hanging my comforter on the fence and if you haven't read it you can find it here.....http://lilbrulestheworldtheend.blogspot.com/2011/07/fucking-crazy-neighbor.html....

Ok so I went to talk to the husband, and he is crazy too!!! Basically he told me it was rude to not ask to hang my comforter on HIS fence. Well it HIS fence if I try to hang something on it, its communal property when I tell him it is falling down, and when it falls it will probably be MY fence! LOL. I am pretty sure the fence is only on my property and DOES belong to me, but to prove that you have to have a survey which will cost $1,000.00!!! I don't have that kind of money. I will just find another way to annoy them. If anyone has any ideas on how to prove property lines of be annoying let me know!! LOL
Well all of this caused me to get on the county's web site to see if they had any if on property lines. On their web site I saw a map to look up sex offenders living near you. I just had to look, and in a mile radius from our house there are four sex offenders. Ready for the crazy part?????? I know two out of the four, yep that's right I know them. One is the WIFE of a family friend. The other is a boy I went to private school with. CRAZY!!!! After that I could no longer handle it any more so I went to bed!

Fucking Crazy Neighbor!!!

So I have a loonie as my neighbor. She lives directly behind me and she is fucking crazy!! She has done countless things to us that make her crazy but here is what she did today.......
I had to wash my comforter, so I did. I don't like to put it in the drier soaking wet so I went out to hang it on the fence. I hang it on the fence right out side the back door. There is literally six inches of my comforter on the other side of the fence. I go in, put the kids down for nap, go to the back door to shut the blinds a little, and DAMN my wet comforter in laying in the dirt!!!! Ok I think maybe it was to wet and it fell off the fence. So I go to hang it back up, not realizing it is now muddy, and I hear "Excuse me, Excuse me, that fence is communial property and YOU CANNOT hang anything on it" So I say back "Lynn I am trying to dry my comforter" She says "This is MY fence and You cannot hang anything on it that drapes on my side" So I say back "It is a little immature and very unneighbourly that you wont allow me to dry my comforter" So she says "I have a cloths line, that what they are for, not MY fence" So I end it with "I wish you would have knocked on my door instead of putting my comforter in the dirt, now I have to rewash it, you are immature and crazy"
At that point I hear her car leave and that ends it. She is crazy, she called the cops when we built our fence, she sprayed plant killer over our fence when we had taller plants, she killed our peach tree, she is loonie.
I am going to go talk to her husband he is a little more grounded. If she would have come to my door I would have thought she was crazy, but I would have taken my comforter down and moved on. I am mostly angry that she thought it was approiate to knock it off the fence into the dirt causing me to have to wash it again. The things I would like to do to her..........

Attack of the Snails!!

So my friend Brandy may kill me for sharing this but....I couldn't resist. I was shopping at Wal-Mart today when Chris calls me and says "Brandy just called she is having an emergency" I think o God what happened. Then he says "She need to do something to her water pump but the hole is full of snails and she is terrified of snails" HAHAHAHA I laugh but tell him I will go over there on my way home. I get to Brandys and we get the lid off the hole, now after my conversation with Chris I am thinking there must be huge mutant snail 3" deep. Um no there were like 10! LOL She had dumped a bunch of salt on them so most of them were green slimy goo. So I am digging all the snails out, I show her one that is alive and not gooey, she just goes yuck and I throw it in the bucket. Then I show her one that was slimy from salt and what happens. She starts gagging!! I really thought she was going to puke!!!! At this point I am laughing so hard on the inside I may pee my self!! Needless to say I got the snails out, cleaned the filter and put it back together. Oh Brandy how I LOVE you and your silliness!! I will always be your night in rusty armor!!!

Balls!

Oh there are so many adjectives to describe balls. Hairy, smooth, wrinkly, old, smelly, and many many others. A few weeks ago we had some friends over to drink and me being the weird drunk girl I am decided it would be funny to hit Chris in the junk. Well actually I tried for Jerry too, there were standing next to each other. Lucky for Jerry I missed him, but pounded Chris. This resulted in Chris laying in the backyard, I went to check on him and he asked me to go get Jerry. Well he had Jerry take him from the yard, around the house to the front door and into the bathroom. That is were i found Chris, passed out in the bathroom in his undies!! LOL
Well today Chris tells me he knows the reason it hurts so much to get hit in the nuts...."In the womb we all start as females, our ball are just ovaries that descended, so when we get hit in the balls it hurts so much because our muscles are trying to pull our ball back into our stomach" LOL !!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I giggle and stare at him for a while, then I decide to google it. We found out it hurts so much. Yes your balls are formed inside your abdomen as a fetus, because of this you have nerves that run from your balls to your abdomen. When you get hit in the balls the pain runs all the way through the nerves causing you to have pain in your abdomen. I told him not to worry you muscles will never pull you balls back into your stomach!! LOL He read on the same web site it is illegal to hit someone in the balls and considered sexual harassment. Now he is threatening to call the cops! LOL I tell him if he calls the cops he deserves to be hit again. He says "then you will have two charges of sexual harassment, and I will not bail you out!!" So I ask what he will do with the kids..."I will figure it out, I will just pay Cooper to take care of them!!" Oh geezo......

Family Reunion

Over the weekend of July 9th we had a mini family reunion. I say mini because it was our Grandma, and all my Aunts and Uncles on my moms side, well all but one. It was a blast!! We all stayed at my moms house which was perfect because there was plenty of room for everyone to camp and play, plus lots to do. We went up on Thursday night to set up camp and hang out with the couple family's who also arrived Thursday night. On Friday we went up the mesa to look around. For those of you who don't know the Mesa is one of the largest flat top mountains, it has over 300 lakes. It is beautiful. It rained a lot while we were up there. There is still snow on the ground so the kids all got to have a snowball fight in July!! I could not believe there was still snow. Once we got down from the mesa everyone els arrived. Friday night was more of a laid back night letting everyone get settled. We made smores and pies over the campfire.

Saturday is when all the fun began!! Every one made a cowboy hat, and every family got a colored bandanna. Our family was purple. Then we played Family Olympics!! The games were, cow pie throwing, seed spitting, wrangle your animals, and roping cows. It was super fun, oh and yes we used real cow pies!! Grandma was really serous about throwing her cow pie. I think the funnies part was when one adult caught a cow pie in the face that a kid had thrown. Then we took a break for lunch. After lunch some of us floated the creek that runs through my moms property. I was worried about being cold, but Derk came to my rescue with a shot of Tequila!! LOL After lunch we did dinner and celebrated birthdays. After some "adult beverages" we played some Minute to Win it games!!!! We had kid versions of every game so everyone could play. Sunday was more of a cool down day, everyone had to pack up and head home. It was a wonderful weekend having everyone together in one place. We already set a date for the next one in two years!!! 

Shitty People of the World Unite!!

So I think it is funny how when people do something wrong they are so defensive, and if there are more than one involved they unite and talk shit like everyone els has a problem not them. I am not going to go into details about this situation.
This is what I think, and this is my blog so that is all that matters!! LOL
If you screw up own it. If you and your buddies screw up, own it. Don't talk shit about innocent people involved and act like they did something wrong.
Here is an example.... when I was 16ish a elderly man ran over my neon, like literally in his F350 over the hood of my neon. When he got out of his car the first thing he did was yell at me "You are on the phone, didn't you see me driving here?" Ok I was on the phone with 911, and ummmm you ran me over. Didn't you see me driving here?
See thats what I mean, he was so defensive and mean. Instead he could have said I am sorry are you ok??
I know I write a lot of things people don't like, and I am fine with it, but it is all the truth. If you don't like it you can tell me, doesn't mean I will stop. But instead of acting like I am the bad, evil, no good one, look in the mirror.
DISCLAIMER!!!!! This is intended for NO ONE INPATICULAR!!!!!!!!! This is just what is on my mind tonight!!! Hopefully tomorrow I will have a blog about my recent family reunion and all the happenings at that!!!