What's in a name sex opperator edition

The other day at work I was working on my man voice..why I am not sure, but I do a lot of things that cannot be explained. I was saying "put on theis panties"  to all the boys in my best man voice. Well I descovered I do not have a great man voice, which is great news I guess. So I decided that I was gtoing to work on my sex phone opperator voice. Which lead me to decide I need a sex opperator name. While trying to come up with a name and asking others to help me come up with a name I realized how much the sound of your name matters, and can give people an idea about what u look like ect with out even seeing you.

Most the boys were giving me hooker / stripper names like cany, bambi, ect. I was explaining to them that a sex phone opperator name has to be sentual, sexy, exotic, you have to hear the name and want to get naked with that person. A sex opperator should say her name and it should give you the vison of the ultimate woman. Unfortunitaly she is probally 300lb and hasnt showered in a week, but her name says other wise. Sadly Brittany is not one of thoes names. It has to be a name that sounds like it could be a real name, only strippers and brad pitts kids have names like bambi.

Needless to say we never found a good name, well actually I had found a good name on a paint chip sample at home depo. But after a bottle of wine and painting my patio until midnight I forgot. I would love some input!!

HAHA as a side note...while searching for some images for I blog I found a ton of work from home sex opperator job....I am thinking YES!!!!!

Things I love

I have noticed in my life and a lot of my friends life there is a lot of negative going around, I think it is time for some positive!
I have written enough blogs about things I hate that it is time to write one about things I love. Theis things are the weird and quirky things that I love. It is the simple things in life that make me smile and can change my mood around.

1. The smell of lime or lemon on my fingers after squeezing one into water....or beer. If you ever go out to eat with me and I order anything that requires me to squeeze a lime or lemon you can bet I will be sniffing my fingers the rest the night. Some of my friends are so sweet that they let me sniff their fingers.....ok thats weird...lol

2. Thunder storms at night in the spring and summer. During the day thunder storms are ehhhh ok, but at night. When everything is dark and then there is a big flash of lighting, and loud thunder, and pouring rain. I prefer spring and summer because I can have my windows open.The smell of rain in the summer is so refreshing. I am sure somewhere in the back of my head I am one of those people who wants to have crazy passionate "relations" lol during a thunder storm.

3. Monarch butterflies they are so graceful and beautiful. We get them on our back patio a lot, and I love watching them fly. One day we found on that had just come out of its cocoon it was so neat, to get to hold it.

Ok that's my list for now...I have more but I have three kiddos who want some lunch.

Things I hate #3

This is list number three of things I hate...Hopefully it will be the last list. If you missed number one and two, I feel bad for you, but luck for you I will post the link right here
#1------->http://lilbrulestheworldtheend.blogspot.com/2012/04/all-things-i-hate.html
#2------->http://lilbrulestheworldtheend.blogspot.com/2012/05/everthing-i-hate-facebook-edition.html

So I only have a couple thing that I hate and will hate the rest of my life....I am starting to feel like I have a lot of things I hate. Hopefully my list of things I love is just as long.

1. Cold Chicken...There is nothing worse than cold chicken. Who eats cold chicken?? Not me. When ever we go to a restaurant and I order a salad I have to ask if the chicken comes warm. Today I was so surprised and happy, at lunch I found out Chick-fil-a actually has a salad with warm chicken. It is the chicken strip salad!! YIPPEE!!!

2. I hate warm lunch meat. Lady at subway "would u like that toasted"? Me "would you like me to barf"? When you heat lunch meat it get this weird slimy coating and it make me gag.....just thinking about it is making me want to vomit. Here is the craziest part of it all....I hate cold chicken, but I hate warm lunch meat....isn't it all the same?? I know I am a weirdo!

3. Roses@---- Dumbest fing flower on the planet!!! Why would you buy someone a flower that will make them bleed? Have you ever tried to prune roses? SO DUMB!! We had rose bushes at our house when we first moved in and I tried once for 2 seconds to prune them and take care of them. It took one prick from the thorn and I was chaining the bushes to an ATV and ripping them out of the ground! All you men out there, don't buy me roses... because I know there are so many of you out there dieing to buy me flowers, i thought you could use a hint!

Thank you for enjoying the list of things I hate. i am not a picky person, there are just a few things in life I will never understand or enjoy, the above being some of them.

Everthing I hate Facebook edition

We were have it everything I hate about Facebook, read it, love it, and remember it bc I WILL black list you!!!! Ok only kidding!

1. Requests to give you pigs, cows, coins, and other crap for you lame games...I do not play farmwhatever, I have a life. not that you dont, but maybe you need other extra-curricular activities. Like under water basket weaving, or model car building. If you haven't noticed your farm is not real and you cow will not die if I don't give you corn. STOP ASKING, it will never happen.

2. People who make post about other people, or about having a bad day, but they don't elaborate. If you say you are having a bad day or need prayers but wont tell why really annoys me. If you post this, it is no longer personal and you get 30 some posts asking what is wrong. What you really need is attention, stripper get lots of attention, just a thought.....
If you wanna talk about someone talk to them, don't make underhanded posts about people. This creates drama, but for thoes of you who feed on drama this is perfect! Keep it up!!!

3. Post that ask me to like in 2 seconds if I remember that movie, or love god, or hate cancer, or don't want to go to hell, or say they are donating money for every like. This drives me insane. Why do I have 2 seconds, like anyone one knows if it took you longer than two seconds. I am picturing all theis crazy people clicking like as fast as they can..Like oh I know that move hurry click like, yes 1 1/2 seconds I win!!!!! No one knows. Also, NO ONE is donating money to ANYTHING bc you like a post. I hate to burst your bubble but it just isnt happening. If you truly think it is happening then you have probably sent money to Nigeria and are waiting on your million dollar return. Heck if you are that gullible, you can send me money for every dollar you send me I will donate it to the save brittany from going crazy fund( I will be buying wine with it)..

I enjoy facebook to keep up with family and spy on people..lol I just hate a lot of it too!!

All things I hate

I have decided to compile a short list of things I hate / dislike / or annoy me.... hopefull I can keep it short! lol Then in a couple days I plan to write a blog on things that I love. This list isn't made up of right now intorerances like changing diapers, it is all about things that have bugged me forever and will until the day i die.

1. Automatic flushing toilets: Every time I use an automatic toilet I have a traumatic experience. I sit I pee, I reach for T.P and WHOOOSHOOO, it flushes and spackles my but with dirty toilet water. I don't know if my body isn't wide enough for the sensor or the toilet God hates me but it drives me nuts! Someone should invent a toilet with the sensor in the seat, then it wouldn't flush until you stand up, and by then you should be finished with your business and less likely to be assaulted by toilet water.

2. Ignorance: People who use racial / sexual / gender discriminating words. Like calling your friend a faggot when he does something stupid, or using words like nigger, or thinking women cant do what men can. I also hate when people have no tolerance for differences. While we were in Vegas we saw a girl and a Tranny hold hands and dressed the same. Some guys out side, made some mean comments, and looks of unnecessary looks. Who cares what they look like, they are having fun and they are happy. Live and let live.

3. Jumping Bugs: Crickets, Grasshoppers, ect... Theis kind of bugs are so unpredictable and I hate it. They can be three feet away, not facing you and the next thing you know they are jumping at you trying to bite and kill you. Oh I may be a little dramatic about this, but when a cricket jumps at me all I can see is this little black bullet, with long icky legs, and GIANT teeth ready to chew my leg off. I think the jumping bug of the world find it humorous when people scream and run like babie because they were attacked!

Wow only three things.....I think I will probably have another Blog about this. Sometimes I don't remember the things that annoy me until they happen. What annoys you???

My lame ass so called friends

I was never going to blog about this because I don't believe theis people deserve my time of day, but I am hurt and I continue to hurt...so here it is. My best friend Brandy dumped me because she cannot separate our friendship from my friendship with Jen, whom Brandy despises. We had been friends for three years and in those years I listened to her cry, bitch, and moan about how horrible her marriage was. Now that she and her husband are happy she has no time for my problems or for our friendship. She said she was jealous because Jen and I are so close, but Jen is the ONLY person who made an effort to remain my friend when I went back to work. So she dumped me, like texted me it was over and that she will be so sad with out me and Teagan in her life. I guess the twins don't matter. Then a week later she texted me saying I pushed her away and I ended our friendship. All I could think is she is CRAZY.
After she broke up with me I messaged our mutual friend telling them I have no hard feelings and hope they do not feel they need to choose a side. None of them responded making me feel like they already chose a side. I reached out to one and her response was "if you want to unfriend everyone and isolate your self that's your choice".  What a friendly response. I don't understand why women cannot move past the mean catty stage of high school. It is like all my so called friends turned into the stepford wives. Judgy, Mean, Backstabbing, and worst of all "pot calling the kettle black" women. They are one big click, just like the mean girls in high school. I no longer wanna be cool enough to be in that group. They are all older women who are trying way to hard and are way to mean to people. One of theis women even accused my friend Jen of using the death of her two best friends to get attention. Normal people don't say that shit, it is just mean, just plain mean. I DONT want to be associated with people that mean.
When Brandy dumped me four other people jumped on the band wagon and unfriended me as well. What bothers me the most is one of them, Wendy, would call me and make me feel like shit for not having enough time for everyone. She said I didn't hang out enough and i didn't see everyone enough, so I made a real effort to meet everyone needs. Then she just unfriends me like a coward sheep and doest say two words about it. it is so hard to balance a family, full time job, house work, and demanding friends. Expically demanding friends who never invite you out or make plans to see you, but require so much time of you.
I guess all I am trying to say is life changes friendships change, and instead of being demanding and judgy, work on the friendships you care about. Don't demand someone spends a certain amount of time with you, instead make the most of the time you have together. I am so thankful for everyone who has been there for me. You all mean the world to me!!!

Little Boys

No one prepares you for how silly, funny, disgusting, and sweet little boys can be. I swear every day Teagan makes me laugh, and want to cry all at the same time. I defiantly was not prepared for the things little boys do. Here is some of the things Teagan does that makes me so happy I have a little boy (ok some of the things creep me out, but they are sill fun).

1. He thinks his dewy is AMAZING and he is only three. At walmart the other day he was standing in the basket and leaning against it so his dewy was poking in between to bars. He thought it was so funny to poke it and laugh. i continued to push the cart like nothing was happening, but I couldn't stop laughing. He had pants on but it was still so weird, but oh so funny. After about five minutes of this I started steering the cart crazy so he couldn't get his dewy that close to the side of the cart. The other night while changing for bed he informed me that he had a big dewy. LOL

2. He says and does the silliest things. the other night he told me my belly button was full of pee and it smelled bad. Where does he come up with this crap. He also thinks it is funny to follow people around and smell their butts and say they stink. LOL It is very weird having him jam his nose in my butt when I don't expect it, thank goodness I don't walk around naked! LOL

3. Last but not least he is such a sweet heart. He is a tornado and a crazy boy most the time, but when you really get to know him he is so sweet and tender. Tonight was the first time he has sat through a whole movie, and it was so nice to snuggle and have popcorn. He warm my heart and everyday it just gets better. i told him thank you for watch a movie with me and he said love you mama..awwww. For those of you who don't know Teagan has a speech delay and he didn't say mom or mama right until about six months ago so him saying love you mama is one of the most magic things ever!

i know the girls will warm my heart just as much the older they get, but i think little boys have a different way of warming hearts.
Boys are amazing, silly, and so sweet. I am so blessed to have such a super little man in my life!!!