Things I hate #3

This is list number three of things I hate...Hopefully it will be the last list. If you missed number one and two, I feel bad for you, but luck for you I will post the link right here
#1------->http://lilbrulestheworldtheend.blogspot.com/2012/04/all-things-i-hate.html
#2------->http://lilbrulestheworldtheend.blogspot.com/2012/05/everthing-i-hate-facebook-edition.html

So I only have a couple thing that I hate and will hate the rest of my life....I am starting to feel like I have a lot of things I hate. Hopefully my list of things I love is just as long.

1. Cold Chicken...There is nothing worse than cold chicken. Who eats cold chicken?? Not me. When ever we go to a restaurant and I order a salad I have to ask if the chicken comes warm. Today I was so surprised and happy, at lunch I found out Chick-fil-a actually has a salad with warm chicken. It is the chicken strip salad!! YIPPEE!!!

2. I hate warm lunch meat. Lady at subway "would u like that toasted"? Me "would you like me to barf"? When you heat lunch meat it get this weird slimy coating and it make me gag.....just thinking about it is making me want to vomit. Here is the craziest part of it all....I hate cold chicken, but I hate warm lunch meat....isn't it all the same?? I know I am a weirdo!

3. Roses@---- Dumbest fing flower on the planet!!! Why would you buy someone a flower that will make them bleed? Have you ever tried to prune roses? SO DUMB!! We had rose bushes at our house when we first moved in and I tried once for 2 seconds to prune them and take care of them. It took one prick from the thorn and I was chaining the bushes to an ATV and ripping them out of the ground! All you men out there, don't buy me roses... because I know there are so many of you out there dieing to buy me flowers, i thought you could use a hint!

Thank you for enjoying the list of things I hate. i am not a picky person, there are just a few things in life I will never understand or enjoy, the above being some of them.

Everthing I hate Facebook edition

We were have it everything I hate about Facebook, read it, love it, and remember it bc I WILL black list you!!!! Ok only kidding!

1. Requests to give you pigs, cows, coins, and other crap for you lame games...I do not play farmwhatever, I have a life. not that you dont, but maybe you need other extra-curricular activities. Like under water basket weaving, or model car building. If you haven't noticed your farm is not real and you cow will not die if I don't give you corn. STOP ASKING, it will never happen.

2. People who make post about other people, or about having a bad day, but they don't elaborate. If you say you are having a bad day or need prayers but wont tell why really annoys me. If you post this, it is no longer personal and you get 30 some posts asking what is wrong. What you really need is attention, stripper get lots of attention, just a thought.....
If you wanna talk about someone talk to them, don't make underhanded posts about people. This creates drama, but for thoes of you who feed on drama this is perfect! Keep it up!!!

3. Post that ask me to like in 2 seconds if I remember that movie, or love god, or hate cancer, or don't want to go to hell, or say they are donating money for every like. This drives me insane. Why do I have 2 seconds, like anyone one knows if it took you longer than two seconds. I am picturing all theis crazy people clicking like as fast as they can..Like oh I know that move hurry click like, yes 1 1/2 seconds I win!!!!! No one knows. Also, NO ONE is donating money to ANYTHING bc you like a post. I hate to burst your bubble but it just isnt happening. If you truly think it is happening then you have probably sent money to Nigeria and are waiting on your million dollar return. Heck if you are that gullible, you can send me money for every dollar you send me I will donate it to the save brittany from going crazy fund( I will be buying wine with it)..

I enjoy facebook to keep up with family and spy on people..lol I just hate a lot of it too!!