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This is how I see my blizzard, bikini, jump going!
Monday, January 31, 2011
I am NOT a Weenie part 2...
If you have not read part one you can find it here.....
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This is how I see my blizzard, bikini, jump going!
If you know me you will notice I have exaggerated a few things like my boobs! LOL If I drew them to scale you could not see them. LOL Plus this is how I see it in my head, I am sure in real life I would be wearing a parka and tumbling down the hill not jumping it, because I have shit luck. NOT because I am a weenie!!! LOL After looking at my picture I am a little scary looking.....not sure what happened to my mouth, maybe bad lip injections, at least my boobs look nice! LOL
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This is how I see my blizzard, bikini, jump going!
Saturday, January 29, 2011
I am NOT a weenie!!
So as most people know Chris has been gone on and off for almost the whole month. Luckily he was home this Wednesday - Friday! I learned a lot about what Chris thinks of me the last three days, and I am not sure I like all of it. 1. A Cold Weenie: I am not a fan of the cold, I hate being cold, I can admit it. That does not mean I do not want to go snowboarding. We were watch the X Games and Chris said he wanted to go snowboarding, but he has no one to go with.... HELLO.... What about me????? Then he says "you would get to cold and whine a lot". I don't think so, and when I am cold I don't whine I suck it up and shiver uncontrollably! LOL I love to snowboard.....when it is sunny. LOL Ok maby I am a little bit of a weenie.
2. An Adrenaline Weenie: The same day as not being invited to go snowboarding we saw some dirt bikes. Chris said he and Teagan need some dirt bikes. I suggested ATV that what I enjoy riding. Then he told me and ATV would be better for me because I only like to go sorta fast in a straight line on a paved road....WTF!!! I don't think so, we went ATVing before we had Teagan and I jumped them, went in the mud, went fast, the list goes on. So then he said he doesn't think I have the need for a adrenaline rush like he does. Thats fine but I am not a weenie. It is like all the sudden my husband sees me as this weak little lady and I am not. I AM ONE TOUGH BITCH!!!!Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Crochity Old People
Today Chris and I took the kiddos swimming at the new Fruita Rec Center, it is awesome. I recommend everyone try it out. The tots swimming area is neat with some cool water toys. The best thing is they have a daycare. We put the girls in the day care so we could swim with Teagan.
This being said....... Grand Junction voters you are stupid!!!!! Why did you not approve the Rec Center on the ballot a while back. For people who are not familiar Fruita is about 15 minutes west of Grand Junction with about half the population. They have a new beautiful rec center that the voters approved. In G.J (grand junction) we had it on the ballot and it didn't get approved. We have a large elderly population and I am sure that has a lot to do with it. They complain that kids in GJ do nothing and cause trouble but they are not willing to do anything to help. Unfortunately there is not much for for kids to do, exspecially in the winter. We live in a decent size town with no roller rink, ice skating rink, YMCA, or any other decently priced activities for kids. It is a shame the residents of our town are not willing to have a slight tax increase to invest in the futures of younger generations. I am sure they would approve a senior only center! Damn crochity old people you make me mad!!!!!!
This being said....... Grand Junction voters you are stupid!!!!! Why did you not approve the Rec Center on the ballot a while back. For people who are not familiar Fruita is about 15 minutes west of Grand Junction with about half the population. They have a new beautiful rec center that the voters approved. In G.J (grand junction) we had it on the ballot and it didn't get approved. We have a large elderly population and I am sure that has a lot to do with it. They complain that kids in GJ do nothing and cause trouble but they are not willing to do anything to help. Unfortunately there is not much for for kids to do, exspecially in the winter. We live in a decent size town with no roller rink, ice skating rink, YMCA, or any other decently priced activities for kids. It is a shame the residents of our town are not willing to have a slight tax increase to invest in the futures of younger generations. I am sure they would approve a senior only center! Damn crochity old people you make me mad!!!!!!
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
Leggings, Rude Cashiers, and Poop!
The other day at our AWESOME (not really) Mesa Mall I discovered three things that could drive a person insane!
1. Leggings: If you choose to wear leggings that great, I sometime wear them, but please wear a shirt that covers your ass!!! Leggings are skin tight. That being said when your shirt does not cover you pieces parts the world can get a full visual of what you would look like naked. This "look" could be convenient for guys as they will know exactly what they are getting, but the mall is not that kind of party!!!! If I can see everything down to the outline of your crack, I can only imagine what you look like from the front. Can anyone say camel toe!???
2. Rude Cashiers: I recently received rebate cards from Verizon. The problem with thees cards is you cannot swipe them if the amount is more than is on the card. You have to pay first with cash to lower your total to the amount on the card. DUMB RIGHT!! Well at Target My total was $51.48, so I said "I would like to pay $1.48 and then swipe the card for the rest". The cashier then told me to swipe the card first and it would take off what ever is on the card. I said "not it wont it does not work that way, trust me". She continued to fight with me about how to use the card. Finally I convinced her to take my cash first then the card. Why does it matter how I pay? I am giving you money just take it!!!!
3. Poop: Imagine this........ it is freezing outside and you are just getting in the car to go home. You get all three kids buckled, get in, start the car, and then you smell it. All three kids poop at one time! You are stuck in the car, can not roll the windows down because of the cold, and your car smells like rancid poop x 3 ahhhhhhh!!!!! Lovey fifteen minute ride home!
1. Leggings: If you choose to wear leggings that great, I sometime wear them, but please wear a shirt that covers your ass!!! Leggings are skin tight. That being said when your shirt does not cover you pieces parts the world can get a full visual of what you would look like naked. This "look" could be convenient for guys as they will know exactly what they are getting, but the mall is not that kind of party!!!! If I can see everything down to the outline of your crack, I can only imagine what you look like from the front. Can anyone say camel toe!???
2. Rude Cashiers: I recently received rebate cards from Verizon. The problem with thees cards is you cannot swipe them if the amount is more than is on the card. You have to pay first with cash to lower your total to the amount on the card. DUMB RIGHT!! Well at Target My total was $51.48, so I said "I would like to pay $1.48 and then swipe the card for the rest". The cashier then told me to swipe the card first and it would take off what ever is on the card. I said "not it wont it does not work that way, trust me". She continued to fight with me about how to use the card. Finally I convinced her to take my cash first then the card. Why does it matter how I pay? I am giving you money just take it!!!!
3. Poop: Imagine this........ it is freezing outside and you are just getting in the car to go home. You get all three kids buckled, get in, start the car, and then you smell it. All three kids poop at one time! You are stuck in the car, can not roll the windows down because of the cold, and your car smells like rancid poop x 3 ahhhhhhh!!!!! Lovey fifteen minute ride home!
Monday, January 24, 2011
The 411!
Well here it is my first blog!
I guess I should tell you a little about me self and the goal of my blog. My name is Brittany but you can call me Britt. I am 25 and a stay at home mom for three kids all under the age of three. Crazy Right??? There is Teagan he will be two in three weeks. He is a crazy, out of control, and sensitive all at the same time. I love my little man. Then there are the twin Charlie and Peyton they are five months old. Charlie is a lot like her brother stubborn and very funny. Peyton is quiet and my little princess. I am married to Chris also known as "Man Cake". He is awesome! We have our fights and our differences but we are able to sit down and talk it out. I have found now that I have other married friends this is a hard quality to come by.
We have two dog Duke and Milo both are Great Dane.Al tho our dogs drive my insane and I hate picking up their huge human like poop. (yuck) I love them. Milo is one of my sons best friend, he is also the protector. Duke is lazy and only happy if he is warm and laying on his couch! We also have two cats Frodo and Fuzz. We got Frodo from an elderly lady who was giving him away. He is temperamental and sweet all at the same time. Fuzz on the other hand..... he came home from the bar with me, and he is the naughtiest cat ever. He LOVES human food and will do anything to get it!! I constantly find him in the trash can. If he cant get in the can he will knock it over and drag everything out of it!!!! That is my family and me in a nut shell. I am sure I will have lots more to tell you about me and the family in the future!
My blog...... Being a stay at home moms can be lonely. I have never been one to blog or journal, but now I need to. I find that things happen during my day and I have a conversation about it with my self in my head. CRAZY!!!!!! so this is my way to get it out so I can move on or share a laugh. I am hoping to write once a day about things I see, experience, and feel. This is MY blog, My feelings, My opinion. It is not intended to hurt anyones feeling or make you mad. Please do not be so vein to think that my blogs are about you. No name will be named! I welcome your opinions and thoughts about what I write about, that's the whole point right?! I hope you enjoy the crazy ride I call my life!
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